thebootydiaries:

boy: do you have any fantasies ;)

me: haha yeah so it’s the 1300s and i’m a scribe who has discovered copies of ancient texts that are lost to us today,

cipheramnesia:

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

wurnbo:

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

givemearmstopraywith:

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

notallmeme:

i dont like them

stinkyhat:

blease be quiet

everythingfox:

“We adopted a senior doggo and he loves sleeping under our bed. This is our new morning routine”

(Source)

doucheboob:

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

poseidionysus:

Not to sound Romantic or anything, but I too have a striking fascination with the irrational, the demonic and the grotesque.

lingrix:

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life